Sport is not fun,
Sport is silly
What's the point,
Why do we do it?

We want exercise!
If you want exercise,
Go outside
You can breathe fresh air,
Take in nature

We want to support a team!
Why support a team,
just to watch them lose?

We want to socialise!
What is truly social about sport?
Ah, Competition of course!
When you compete,
The thing that makes you feel good,
Is others defeat!

Sport is not fun,
Sports is silly
What's the point,
Why do we do it?
While you can alternatively:
Go outside
Breath fresh air
Have a nice jog
Enjoy nature
Walk your dog
Meet up with friends

You see,
There are nice alternatives,
That don't involve making fun
Of those who don't manage to win
They are not useless
They have other things
Which give them purpose
So don't rub it in!